Bitch Eat This Powder !
Words and Gum
I just remembered something my gym instructor said when he first met me…
“Stop pretending you’re not black. I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed.”
ok.
i wonder if black people even know that there is a “national fried chicken day?”
it’s july 6th.
you’re welcome.
My conversation with my black friend
Me: Hey Aliyah.....you're black
Aliyah: .....*looks at skin*......HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!? I JUST FUCKING THOUGH I WAS ADOPTED!
Moral of this story: Black people have an amazing sense of humor
David Beckham
White Friend: Oh my god!! David Beckham's retiring???!!!
Me: So what is it about David Beckham? Is he like the Michael Jordan of Soccer?
White Friend: Eh...not quite.
Me: Ah...so he's Kobe.
White Friend: Yeah, he's Kobe.
